Rapture ready?

For those who just can’t wait…. For those of you who can’t find it in the Bible, even after decades of looking… For those who think some Christians are just too ridiculous… For those who take their unessential theology too seriously…. Here is an idea…and the best part- you will see Jesus…!

(Illegal or is it legal disclaimer: “warning, results may vary! Consult legal counsel and a psychiatrist before being proactive with this venture… This is purely an dumb attempt at wit- not to enlist debate or conjecture….” For actual ‘end times’ theology just read Matt. 24, for debate see https://biblicaleschatology.org/rapture/) lol